Freitag, 30. April 2010

Warum die Zitronen sauer wurden


Heute muss ich mal wieder ein echten
Heinz Erhardt Klassiker zum Besten geben:


Warum die Zitronen sauer wurden

Ich muß das wirklich mal betonen:
Ganz früher waren die Zitronen
(ich weiß nur nicht genau mehr, wann dies
gewesen ist) so süß wie Kandis.

Bis sie einst sprachen: "Wir Zitronen,
wir wollen groß sein wie Melonen!
Auch finden wir das Gelb abscheulich,
wir wollen rot sein oder bläulich!"

Gott hörte oben die Beschwerden
und sagte: "Daraus kann nichts werden!
Ihr müßt so bleiben! Ich bedauer!"
Da wurden die Zitronen sauer . . .

Heinz Erhardt

19 Kommentare:

  1. *grins*... das haben sie jetzt davon! :)

    Ein tolles Wochenende

    Martina

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  2. ZUm Glück! ;-)
    Das kante ich noch gar nicht..
    Lieben Gruß
    Karin

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  3. den klassiker kannte ich auch noch nicht... aber er ist wirklich klasse! ;o)
    Ich wünsche Dir ein schönes erstes Maiwochenende!
    Lieben Gruß
    Esther

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  4. Schoen!! Ich grinse immer noch und ueberlege gerade, so ein kleiner Erhardt Band felt eigentlich noch...ich werde kurz Amazon besuchen..Danke!

    Lieber Gruss und ein schoenes Wochenende wuenscht Dir

    Nicola

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  5. immer wieder schön, der heinz erhardt!
    ;-))

    einen schönen 1. mai!

    herzlichst! *lini*

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