Freitag, 30. April 2010

Warum die Zitronen sauer wurden

Heute muss ich mal wieder ein echten
Heinz Erhardt Klassiker zum Besten geben:

Warum die Zitronen sauer wurden

Ich muß das wirklich mal betonen:
Ganz früher waren die Zitronen
(ich weiß nur nicht genau mehr, wann dies
gewesen ist) so süß wie Kandis.

Bis sie einst sprachen: "Wir Zitronen,
wir wollen groß sein wie Melonen!
Auch finden wir das Gelb abscheulich,
wir wollen rot sein oder bläulich!"

Gott hörte oben die Beschwerden
und sagte: "Daraus kann nichts werden!
Ihr müßt so bleiben! Ich bedauer!"
Da wurden die Zitronen sauer . . .

Heinz Erhardt


  1. *grins*... das haben sie jetzt davon! :)

    Ein tolles Wochenende


  2. ZUm Glück! ;-)
    Das kante ich noch gar nicht..
    Lieben Gruß

  3. den klassiker kannte ich auch noch nicht... aber er ist wirklich klasse! ;o)
    Ich wünsche Dir ein schönes erstes Maiwochenende!
    Lieben Gruß

  4. Schoen!! Ich grinse immer noch und ueberlege gerade, so ein kleiner Erhardt Band felt eigentlich noch...ich werde kurz Amazon besuchen..Danke!

    Lieber Gruss und ein schoenes Wochenende wuenscht Dir


  5. immer wieder schön, der heinz erhardt!

    einen schönen 1. mai!

    herzlichst! *lini*

  6. Heinz Ehrhardt - beim Lesen hab ich ihn vor mir gesehen - ein Unikat -
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